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Lies told by cats
I thought you might like to know it's breakfast time. No, really. We always have breakfast at 5.30 am.
The other human forgot to feed me.
I was just interested.
No, that's not my cat-sick on the carpet. Some other cat did that.
I just thought you might like to know it's tea time. No, really. Tea time starts at 4 pm. I don't know why you think it's at 6 o'clock.
The other human forgot to feed me.
I was just interested.
No, that's not my cat-sick on the carpet. Some other cat did that.
I just thought you might like to know it's tea time. No, really. Tea time starts at 4 pm. I don't know why you think it's at 6 o'clock.
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Everyone loves me when I lie on my back and look Cute.
The door needed sharpening. Honest. So did the sofa. And the carpet.
I never eat mice. Particularly not THAT bit...