Lies told by cats

[anef]

I thought you might like to know it's breakfast time.  No, really.  We always have breakfast at 5.30 am.

The other human forgot to feed me.

I was just interested.

No, that's not my cat-sick on the carpet.  Some other cat did that.

I just thought you might like to know it's tea time.  No, really.  Tea time starts at 4 pm.  I don't know why you think it's at 6 o'clock.

Comments

[mkillingworth.livejournal.com]

Your cats have clearly been talking to our Menagerie. They'll try it every time, even if one of us walks in just as they are cleaning their bowls. Cat dynamics, gotta luv it. ;~)

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

So very, very true.

[ms-cataclysm.livejournal.com]

Miaow ! Swipe ! Thunk!

( translated as

Greetings Human Visiting Slave

Gosh, we thought that you tin openers were too stupid to notice.

love Minnie

p.s. I appear to have fallen off the edge of the keyboard onto the floor. I meant to do that.)

[bluehairsue.livejournal.com]

Me? Piss on the doormat?! Are you having mental problems of some kind??

Everyone loves me when I lie on my back and look Cute.

The door needed sharpening. Honest. So did the sofa. And the carpet.

I never eat mice. Particularly not THAT bit...